Performance Stats: The Greenlight Unit

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For those of you who are too busy to read Greenlight Capital's second quarter letter, here are the Cliffs Notes. Basically what's been a' poppin' at the fund for the last few months can be summed up thusly: they've been fucking their wives.

"Despite plummeting global industrial production, the Greenlight baby making machine is working overtime and we expect at least a couple more Greenlight babies before year-end."

Earlier: Greenlight Capital Second Quarter Letter
Previous coverage of the Greenlight Package.

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