Real Goldman Sachs Employees Demand Accountability At Fashion Meets Finance

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By now it's been pretty wellestablished that the RSVP list to this year's meet up of the worst people on earth is riddled with lies. We assumed everyone would be over it by now, but no-- a lot of you are beside yourselves, this idea that people might be fucking with you ("They're trying to mess with us? They thought they could mess with us?!?"), and need to work through the shock/pain/grief. As always, we're (begrudgingly) here for you.

To: DealBreaker
From: [redacted at Goldman Sachs]
Subject: FMF shenanigans con't
Bess--
Also writing from Goldman here, re: FMF. I checked out the directory to cross-reference the names of people allegedly attending the event from GS and as was pointed out yesterday, there are maybe three people listed who actually work here, the rest are shams. Among those telling the truth, I'm being honest when I tell you that I snorted to myself upon noting their actual titles compared to the inflated ones submitted to FMF. I can tell you with a level of certainty that their salaries are NOT what they say they are. It's rather absurd that they/the GS imposters are being allowed to get away with this, and I hope they're stopped at the door.

Earlier: Fashion Meets Finance: The Hits Just Keep On Coming

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