Or shack up with a Greek shipping heir, or make a name for herself by sneaking into North Korea. Whatever! ABC News reports Mrs. Bernie got her passport returned from federal prosecutors, which she was forced to turn over a few months ago as part of some guy's bail condition. Now she's got it back, which apparently indicates that Lady MacMadoff will definitely not be charged with any role in the scam, which should please Gloria Steinnem greatly. Anyone got some suggestions as to where Ruthskie should take off to, within reason (she's middle class now)? She's presumably going to want to show off that beach body so warmer is better.