Warren Buffett: "First stimulus package was sort of like taking half a tablet of Viagra and having also a bunch of candy mixed in"

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First off, what? a) not even sure what that means b) not nearly dirty enough, given the high standard previously set by the Oracle of O when it comes to marrying folksy business wisdom and aberrant sex fetish. We'll give him a pass, and assume if the interview had been conducted by Becky Quick, his shit would've been up to par. Secondly, would it have killed the guy to name-check See's? Basically every interview since the 1880's begins "reached from home while sipping on a Cherry Coke, Mr. Buffett yadda yadda yadda." Now that times are tough, he's too good to shill? You're better than that, B. Next time, tell the pretty lady your favorite "Viagra and candy" recipe is half a sex pill, handful of peppermint twists (you like the cooling properties), and a dash of salted nuts, and that the company is working on a line of Pop Rocks for those times you're looking for a novelty B to the J.

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