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Government Scientists Put The Fear Trade Back On

Afraid that the rally in pharma might come to an end soon, the President's Council of Advisers on Science and Technology did their part today to keep the ball rolling. By putting out a report certain to avoid inducing panic that says that up to 1 out of every 2 Americans will be inflected with the virus, the White House can claim credit for any renewed interest in the makers of swine flu vaccine. The next campaign for this crew- 'How Being Alive May Kill You'.


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White House Seeks To Quell Trade Fears By Putting Three Different Types Of Grating Old White Guys On CNBC

"Kuddley," "Sleepy" and "Crazy" did not perform as well as the White House might have hoped.