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Later This Morning In Gorging Yourself For Sport

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An analyst, late 20's, at a hedge fund that shall remain nameless on Park is currently attempting to best this morning's showing out of Great Britain, i.e. successfully completing a spread of candy and other assorted snacks without throwing up with minutes to go. He has 9 hours to eat 40 items (full accounting after the jump), which strikes us as an exceedingly long period of time but the bar has been set extremely, embarrassingly low. Started 15 minutes ago, so far has housed both packs of Ho-Ho's and all the Lay's chips.
Update: I've been informed that the contestant does not have to swallow the gum (he has to chew each piece for 2 minutes), and also asked to noted that the bulk of these items "have been expired for 1-2 months."
Update II: Done: Lays, Doritos, De-lish-us Cheese Popcorn, both bags of pretzels, Cheez-Its, Baby Ruth, Twix, Beanut M&Ms, both sets of Ho-Hos, and a pack a mints. Says, "My stomach knows what I'm doing. There is no sneaking up on this one."
Update III: Done: T.G.I. Fridays Potato Skins, both bags of Krunchers! Kosher Dill, reg. M&Ms, Reese's NutRageous, and the Famos Amos cookies. "His pace is troublesome, and he has a long battle ahead of him."
Update IV: Left: Chili Cheese Fritos, Veggie Wheat Thins, Original Fritos, Cheetos, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, Hostess Pudding Pie, Suzy Q's, Ice Breakers gum.
Update V: Threw in the towel 35. Left was: Suzy Qs, both Fritos, Cheetos, and Pudding Pie.

Foxes Refreshing Mint (12 mints)
Foxes Refreshing Mint (12 mints)
Foxes Refreshing Mint (12 mints)
Foxes Five Flavor (11 candies)
Ice Breakers (6 sticks of gum)
Twix Cookie Bars
3 Musketeers
Reese's NutRageous
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
Trail's Best Double Salami (2 sticks)
M&M's (peanut)
Grandma's Homestyle Cookies (2)
Hostess Pudding Pie
Hostess Ho-Hos
Hostess Ho-Hos
Hostess Suzy Q's
Snyder's of Hanover Mini Pretzels
Snyder's of Hanover Mini Pretzels
Famos Amos Cookies
De-lish-us Cheese Popcorn
Lay's Potato Chips (sour cream)
Lay's Potato Chips (sour cream)
Fritos (chili cheese)
Andy Capp's Cheddar Fries
Andy Capp's Cheddar Fries
Lay's Potato Chips
Wheat Thins Toasted Chips (veggie)
Doritos (cool ranch)
Doritos (nacho cheese)
Doritos (nacho cheese)
Krunchers! Potato Chips (kosher dill)
Krunchers! Potato Chips (kosher dill)
T.G.I. Friday's Potato Skins (cheddar & bacon)
Totals: 40 items, 65.3 oz., 9030 calories, 422 g of fat, 9690 mg of sodium, and 566 g of sugar.