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Madoff Mistress: The Upside Of Bernie's Miniscule Package

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I don't know how I missed this (actually I know exactly how, it's that I was trying to close the tab as quickly as possible) but after informing us this morning that Bernie Madoff's penis is not just tiny in length but in "circumference" as well, Sheryl Weinstein went on to note the silver lining of getting down with a small D. According to the classiest woman on earth who, by the by, is still married to the husband she cheated on with Berns, sticking it in her mouth was nothing:

"On the bright side," she concluded, because of its size, "oral sex would be a breeze."