Most Unfortunate Purchase Ruth Madoff Is Not Permitted To Make Without Notifying Irving Picard

• Monthly MetroCard
• iPhone 3GS
• Cialis Prescription
• Anything at all at "per se"
• Jeep Wrangler (even factoring in cash-for-clunkers subsidy)
• Oriental Avenue

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Ruth Madoff Can't Spend $100 Without Telling Trustee [Bloomberg]