Nutjob Uses Bizarre Measuring Stick To Ballpark Madoff's Penis

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You guys, I can't even with this woman. The book's out tomorrow, so just accept that we're going to be relentlessly pounded with anecdotes like the following for at least another 24-72 hours, culminating with a no-holds barred interview/demo on CNBC conducted by Mark Haines and whichever random tourists outside the stock exchange are willing.

[Sheryl Weinstein writes that] Madoff had a penis so small that "it would fit easily inside the opening of a single-serving honey jar" that sits on a hotel room service breakfast tray.

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