Shia LaBeouf Gets Mom, Ass

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Susan Sarandon has signed on to play ShiBeouf's mother in Money Never Sleeps, and the actor has also apparently been getting some on-set ass from co-star Carey Mulligan. Way more pressingly: the role of The Short Seller has yet to be filled, after Javier Bardem dropped the bomb on a hopeful hedge fund industry, dying for a bowl-cut, and dropped out. Josh Brolin is rumored to be in talks for the part, but I'm not feeling it. Any thespians out there wanna give the casting couch a shot? Bring a little authenticity to this thing? Get your best opportunity for a ShiBe sucker punch?

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