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Sir Allen Is Down

Whether it was simply displaying the classic signs of an innocent man or merely a way to get some prolonged time in an air-conditioned room, Sir Allen is now on injured reserve. Apparently the opportunity to advance his 'it wasn't a Ponzi' scheme campaign this morning was a bit too much for Stanford as he was brought to the hospital instead of the courthouse after his pulse topped out around 300 beats per minute. Somewhere in Butner, NC King Ponz is laughing out loud at just how much AS has to learn about this game.
Stanford Taken to Hospital After Pulse Rate Hits 300 [Bloomberg]