Today In Gorging Yourself For Sport

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Food eating contest underway on the credit desk at Deutsche Bank. The attempt is being made by an "intern football player," who must eat his height in Subway sandwiches. 6 feet 6 inches in 45 minutes. Water allowed, must keep it down for 30 minutes. Halfway through, has 'til 12:30. We'll keep you posted.
Update: He'll score a mere $750 clams for successful completion of the challenge.
Update II: 5 done, 12 minutes to go.
Update III: "Slowing down. Not looking good."
Update IV: "Failed. 5.16 final count. Pot got up to somewhere near 3k."

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