'Cause that's the kind Bernie has, according to Journal which will not allow itself or brother from another mother, the Post, to be made a fool.
We wrote the below post earlier today, under the headline "Bernie Madoff is Dying of Cancer." Since then, the Bureau of Prisons has issued a vague statement saying "the article in the New York Post is inaccurate," though the Bureau has not indicated what about the Post article is inaccurate. We checked back in with our source, who reiterated that Madoff does, in fact, have a "serious" form of cancer, though the source could not confirm that it was life threatening. Of course, we'll let you know what we get as the story unfolds.