What Kind Of Package Is A Bernie Madoff Package?

Author:
Publish date:
Updated on

As previously mentioned, the specimen at at left is set to be described in "intimate detail" in an upcoming tell-all all by Sheryl Weinstein, a Madoff investor who alleges she got freaky with the big man. There will also be photographs. And, as a promotional tie-in, the release of a possible sex tape, distributed by Andrew Madoff's production company. Since odds are most of you have taken a little bit or a lot a bit of time already to think about it, what do we think we can expect, specs-wise? Obviously the sweatpants seem to indicate a pretty decently sized appendage but perhaps B-boy was stuffing? And in terms of grooming-- serious manscaping or a brillow pad that could rival even the most notoriously overgrown cock-bushes?

Related