Bank Of America Has No Idea What It's Up Against

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If they thought guy demanding to be paid 1,784 billion, trillion dollars was an amateur, they thought wrong! Turns out he's got experience holding up people for ridiculous sums of money. Last March he sued his landlord for "892 million billion dollars," on the grounds that the apartment management has vandalized his bathroom and venetian blinds. I'm not saying he's been successful thus far, but he's got the fire inside him. Sooner or later he's gotta win one of these things. Ken Lewis, you have been warned.
Dalton Chiscolm v. Landlord [PDF]

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