Break Out The Spandex, Vikram Pandit
Not sure how we missed this yesterday, but in the Wall Street Journal's ongoing effort to make sure you're not a fattie, the paper has moved on from cankles to abs. Specifically those of Terrell Owens, who shares his tips for flab blasting in the instructional video at left. Watch if you want to find out how to get cut from a dick. Not quite the look you're going for? You're in luck-- this is apparently the latest in a new series of work-out videos from various financial titans. So! Who do we want to see next? Obviously we're already intimately familiar with Charlie Gasparino's routine, but it wouldn't hurt him to get in front of the camera and shout out some inspirational lines in between grunts. Dykstra, given, and he could use the money. Pandidto, sure, and you haven't lived until you've seen someone in Stamford go 30 minutes of no mercy on the NordicTrack in a velour warm-up suit, so add him. Who else? Speaking of pec wailing wish lists, a HD version of this would be nice.