Goldman Sachs partner managing director Richard Kimball Jr. apparently got in some trubs with his Southampton neighbors this summer. His neighbors are people who say judgey stuff like "he is certainly enjoying the life of a single man" (Rick is divorced from Blackstone co-founder Pete Peterson's daughter, Holly, who you might know from her memoir about screwing the male nanny) and "there were a series of wild pool parties going on late until the night, with a lot of young pretty girls" (the implication being that these women are whores and Dick was throwing off the wall fuck-fests even Eliot Spitzer wouldn't attend, not even in the hardcorest of his hooker banging days). Obviously they would've been cool with the hos if they'd been invited over to join the fun but they weren't so they called the cops and had that shit shut down. Several times. Oh, but they weren't done there. Next they got Page Sixon the horn and started crunching numbers.

"Another neighbor went round to get them to turn it down, and she came back saying there were a lot of topless girls around the pool with just two or three guys.

A lot of girls? Only two or three guys? Could that mean anything but insane orgies? Not in my world. This is the best part:

"Many of the residents say he ruined their summer. It's pretty arrogant behavior."

Got that? He ruined their summer. The whole thing. Down the drain.