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Goldman Partner's Neighbors Scandalized By Shirt Optional Parties

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Goldman Sachs partner managing director Richard Kimball Jr. apparently got in some trubs with his Southampton neighbors this summer. His neighbors are people who say judgey stuff like "he is certainly enjoying the life of a single man" (Rick is divorced from Blackstone co-founder Pete Peterson's daughter, Holly, who you might know from her memoir about screwing the male nanny) and "there were a series of wild pool parties going on late until the night, with a lot of young pretty girls" (the implication being that these women are whores and Dick was throwing off the wall fuck-fests even Eliot Spitzer wouldn't attend, not even in the hardcorest of his hooker banging days). Obviously they would've been cool with the hos if they'd been invited over to join the fun but they weren't so they called the cops and had that shit shut down. Several times. Oh, but they weren't done there. Next they got Page Sixon the horn and started crunching numbers.

"Another neighbor went round to get them to turn it down, and she came back saying there were a lot of topless girls around the pool with just two or three guys.

A lot of girls? Only two or three guys? Could that mean anything but insane orgies? Not in my world. This is the best part:

"Many of the residents say he ruined their summer. It's pretty arrogant behavior."

Got that? He ruined their summer. The whole thing. Down the drain.


There's An Opening For Chief Partaaay Planning Partner At Goldman Sachs

According to an incredibly distressing report by Bloomberg today, Richard Kimball Jr., he of topless pool parties, topless and bottom-less Halloween parties, and what sound like orgies in the backyard-fame, is no longer a partner at the firm. Goldman Sachs, which is scheduled to announce its new class of partners next week, has 407 members of that elite group, down 31 in about nine months, according to a company filing. That’s because 33 people listed as part of the partnership in a February document weren’t included in a filing released Nov. 2...Names dropped from the latest list include investment bankers Jason G. Cahilly, who specializes in advising media and telecommunications companies; Alastair J. Hunt, who works with businesses involved in natural resources; Kevin A. Quinn, a specialist in semiconductor firms and Richard A. Kimball Jr., who worked with the health-care industry. Although rumors circulated a while back that Goldman was considering simply de-partnering Kimball, a painful process that nevertheless allows neutered ex-partners to still gain access to the building, we're told that he has in fact left the bank entirely.* So the position is up for grabs and while it's unlikely that anyone will be able to fill his considerable shoes, that's not a good enough reason to not give it a try. Goldman Sachs Partner List Drops 31 Since February, Filing Shows [Bloomberg] Earlier: Goldman Sachs Managing Director Richard Kimball Finds Finds New Apartment Board Not Hell-Bent On Ruining His Good Time; Goldman Sachs Considering Punishing Richard Kimball For His Prudence, Joie De Vivre; Goldman Partner’s Neighbors Scandalized By Shirt Optional Parties; Goldman Sachs Supposedly Not Happy With Topless Story; Banks Advising Employees To Avoid Flashy Hamptons Homes This Year, Vague About Whether Or Not Pulling A Kimball Is Okay *Whether to start his own hedge fund or design a line for La Perla is unclear at this time.

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