Nothing To Fear: Steve Rattner Will Drag This Lil' Fella Across The Finish Line


A GMAC analyst is attempting the VMC circa now. The challenger apparently recently succeeded in an eating contest in which he consumed 5 mayonnaise, 5 ketchup, and 27 mustard packets within 10 minutes so I guess this is an attempt to stay limber but not push himself in any way whatsoever?

Challenger has from 9:30am - 5:30pm to consume 1 item from each slot of the vending machine. Challenger may drink at his or her option. Challenger use the bathroom, but any "reversals" are a DQ. List of the items:
Fritos Original
Lay's Classic
Doritos Nacho Cheese
Cheetos Crunchy
Rold Gold Tiny Twists Pretzels
Sun Chips Harvest Cheddar
Ruffles Cheddar & Sour Cream
Uncle Ray's Sour Cream & Onion
Uncle Rays BBQ
Baked Lays Sour Cream & Onion
Act II Butter Lover's Pop Corn (currently an un-popped bag - may consume popped or un-popped)

Cheez-It (2 oz bag)
Fritos BBQ
Famous Amos Chocolate Chip Cookies
Bugles Original
Fruity Snacks Mixed Berry
Munch Bar
Milky Way
Kar's Sweet & Salty Mix
Kar's Salted Peanuts
Lorna Doone Shortbread Cookies
Combos Nacho Cheese
Combos Pizzeria
M&Ms Peanut
M&Ms Chocolate
3 Musketeers
Skittles Wild Berry
Snack Wells
Starburst Original
Nature Valley Oat & Honey
Nature Valley Strawberry Yogurt
Zoo Animal Crackers
Pop Tarts Strawberry
Pop Tarts Brown Sugar
Zoo Animal Crackers


The Yet-To-Be Finished Memoir Of Wilbur P. Falcone

Wilbur glanced down at her watch. 12:13. Usually, she hated when people were late and, under normal circumstances, this would have gone beyond the point of what she'd tolerate. Hell, make her wait more than 5 or 6 minutes and you were ensuring you'd be receiving a series of irate texts inquiring sharply as to "WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU??????!!???" and threatening "If you're not here in 30 seconds I'm leaving." But today she was practically willing Tom to continue making her wait under the bodega awning. Just another minute. Just one more minute.