Nothing To Fear: Steve Rattner Will Drag This Lil' Fella Across The Finish Line

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A GMAC analyst is attempting the VMC circa now. The challenger apparently recently succeeded in an eating contest in which he consumed 5 mayonnaise, 5 ketchup, and 27 mustard packets within 10 minutes so I guess this is an attempt to stay limber but not push himself in any way whatsoever?

Challenger has from 9:30am - 5:30pm to consume 1 item from each slot of the vending machine. Challenger may drink at his or her option. Challenger use the bathroom, but any "reversals" are a DQ. List of the items:
Fritos Original
Lay's Classic
Doritos Nacho Cheese
Cheetos Crunchy
Rold Gold Tiny Twists Pretzels
Sun Chips Harvest Cheddar
Ruffles Cheddar & Sour Cream
Uncle Ray's Sour Cream & Onion
Uncle Rays BBQ
Baked Lays Sour Cream & Onion
Act II Butter Lover's Pop Corn (currently an un-popped bag - may consume popped or un-popped)

Cheez-It (2 oz bag)
Fritos BBQ
Famous Amos Chocolate Chip Cookies
Bugles Original
Fruity Snacks Mixed Berry
Munch Bar
Milky Way
Kar's Sweet & Salty Mix
Kar's Salted Peanuts
Lorna Doone Shortbread Cookies
Combos Nacho Cheese
Combos Pizzeria
Snickers
M&Ms Peanut
M&Ms Chocolate
Twix
3 Musketeers
Skittles Wild Berry
Snack Wells
Starburst Original
Nature Valley Oat & Honey
Nature Valley Strawberry Yogurt
Zoo Animal Crackers
Pop Tarts Strawberry
Pop Tarts Brown Sugar
Zoo Animal Crackers

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