Please Buy Lenny Dykstra's Balls

His baseballs but if someone doesn't seriously step up to the place and throw some money his way Nails is about two shakes from street walking. That's not a threat, just a fact. Unless you want to pull up to a traffic light and be asked if you're lookin' for a good time from a guy gargling a Twizzlers and dip cocktail you'll bid on these collectors items LD is hocking. Commemorative bats? Signed balls? World Championship ring? Putting up a little cash for these babies now will go a long way toward preventing the proposition of having "the Dykstras" on your chin later.
Lenny Dykstra Auction [via BI]