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Please Buy Lenny Dykstra's Balls

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His baseballs but if someone doesn't seriously step up to the place and throw some money his way Nails is about two shakes from street walking. That's not a threat, just a fact. Unless you want to pull up to a traffic light and be asked if you're lookin' for a good time from a guy gargling a Twizzlers and dip cocktail you'll bid on these collectors items LD is hocking. Commemorative bats? Signed balls? World Championship ring? Putting up a little cash for these babies now will go a long way toward preventing the proposition of having "the Dykstras" on your chin later.
Lenny Dykstra Auction [via BI]