Savages Catch Lenny Dykstra On Tape Doing Business Deals

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What has this world come to when you can't drop your World Series rings off at a pawn shop without having some Japanese film crew up your ass? While it's true that yeah, we track Nails' every move, we do so out of love/fascination/admiration for the guy, not in order to humiliate him/make something out of nothing. He just needed a little money to cover the costs of dip and Twizzlers for a while, and this makes it seem like he's a homeless dude on his last legs, so desperate for a hit he'd rip the fixtures out of his foreclosed house and hock them for cash (longer clip here).

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