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UBS: Everything Is Cool But Don't Come In 'Til We've Sterilized The Place

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So UBS has yet to say definitively whether or not they've got an outbreak on their hands but they have informed the new associate and analyst classes to enjoy themselves a four day weekend, 'cause there's no need to come in for training tomorrow (again). Additionally, only those wearing hazmat suits should get close to the area. Again, no conclusions should be jumped to, as this could mean anything from a surprise party to chlamydia. Regardless, do not fear. The Swiss have this thing under control.

We've been informed by the overlords that the training room has been "cleaned and disinfected," as though there was some sort of ebola virus in there, and put on lock down until Thursday.


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