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Update: Do NOT Bid On Lenny Dykstra's Balls

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Because the money will go to a pawn shop, and not in Nails' pocket, as was previously assumed. Street walking it is. (He'll get back on that private plane yet.) In other LD news, Twizzlers and "anyone representing him" have been banned from entering the gated community where his two foreclosed homes are located because the court-appointed trustee in charge of Dykstra non-bankruptcy case thinks he was the one who ripped out the toilets and did unspeakable things to the walls and floors, which is just insulting.