With Your Help, Bernie Madoff Will Haunt Secretary's Bedroom No Longer

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Well this is sad. Bernie Madoff's longtime administrative assistant, Eleanor Squillari, is selling the above portrait of the boss, photographed by artist Yousuf Karsh. It once hung over her bed (Berns' suggestion), but those were in better times, when Squillari thought of Bernie fondly as the guy whose hand job appointments she'd book, and whose mistresses she talk trash about out of jealousy. Before she found out that the mitts that grabbed her ass were those of a criminal. Now she wants nothing to do with him or his likeness and is pimping the headshot to the highest bidder. Opening bid is $2,500 and she's hoping for about 5 large. Personally, I'm holding out for a life-sized cut out of this.

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