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Felix Salmon Has Some Bones To Pick With Charlie Gasparino's New Book

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1. Aesthetically, it's a piece of shit. Also, Salmon wouldn't use the pages to line his birdcage.

2. Too much Charlie.

3. That the people publicizing it in included materials that might help sell the thing.
4. This wasn't a Tweet (yet) but just speculation: that it wasn't written by Sorkin?

We called up Chaz to see if he'd seen the reviews. We caught up while while he was working out "down by the track at the East River." In between pants, the Jabroni Pony had this to say: "I've known for many years that Salmon is obsessed with me but it appears that Andrew has stolen his heart."
Earlier: Gasparino vs. Salmon: The Catfight You Never Knew You Wanted But Somehow Feels So Right