John Mack: Of Course I Told Tim Geithner To Go F*ck Himself

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In case there was any question as to whether or not Andrew Sorkin put the words into the Morgan Stanley CEO's mouth, John Mack has confirmed to Bill Griffeth that yes, after telling the then New York Fed chair that he was a bit occupied working out a deal with the Japanese last September to save his firm and didn't have time to talk, what he said Tim Geithner could do, instead of continuing to call back every 2 minutes, was "get fucked." Mack's secretary had the foresight not to pass the message on at the time, though, so TG didn't get the memo (but it was probably assumed, and wouldn't have been the first time). The almost-retired CEO said he's guessing it'll be a little awkward next time he sees the Secretary but at the same time it kind of feels good that it's "out there," you know? No more secrets.


Let's Help Tim Geithner Name His Book

As you may have heard, Obama is apparently close to nominating Jack Lew for Treasury Secretary, giving Tim Geithner his late Christmas wish: a one-way ticket outta there. And while he's previously said to have no interest in writing about his time in Washington (and at the NY Fed before that), friends o' TG claim that his plan for the next year or so involve "a round of 'detox' and writing a book." Obviously we're still very far off from anything concrete but publishers will undoubtedly be banging down his door in no time and when they do, it might be nice to at least have a title to wet their palates. While Geithner packs his bags, let's do him a solid and come up with some options. The year spent sunning himself off the coast of Ko Samui (or puttering around Larchmont, or taking a job with the least amount of responsibility possible, whatever the detox entails) will presumably do wonders to take the edge of the last 48 months but if he's still in an angsty phase by the time he sits down to bang out his story, perhaps one of the following would work?