Today's your lucky day! Very supposedly, the PR firm that represents the purveyor of Frosties is sending a girl dressed as Wendy around to the "sell-side guys" who cover the company and is handing out $25 gift cards as we speak. Apparently she's been to Neuberger Berman already, is on her way to JPMorgan and "has plans to make all the stops." No idea who thought this would be a good idea but obviously the genius of this stunt will soon reveal itself. Her name is Melissa. Enjoy.