Awww, Bill Griffeth Is Leaving CNBC (For A Year)

This is actually kind of sad, because BG is one of the most watchable people on that network. Also, Michelle Caruso-Cabrera admitted that people keep CNBC on mute ("turn up the volume on those trading floors!") and that she calls her father "daddy." Anyway, we hope Bill enjoys the time off. And in between maxing and relaxing thinks about starting fake Maria Bartiromo and/or Mark Haines Twitter accounts. Don't say no, just say maybe.