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Caption Contest Friday: How Can We Get Back To Here?

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When Zvi "Octopussy" Goffer decided to dip one of his tentacles in the sweetness of insider trading, do you think he realized all that he'd be forced to give up if caught? Obviously we're not talking about his wife, child, and freedom to wear tracksuits here, but rather the chance to wake up with his brother and a bunch of other dudes the morning after what appears to have been quite the rager?