Charlie Gasparino Does It Sans Sleeves

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Many of you have long been under the assumption that the origin of one of our nickname's for Charlie Gasparino-- "No Sleeves"-- was merely my deeply disturbed brain. That it had no basis in reality, etc. Untrue. For years Chaz has worked out in Champion sweatshirts and tee's with the sleeves cut off. Late last Friday, Fast Money backed me up on this one.

At 4:08, behold as NS lets "the illegal firearms" (his words) breathe while working out. It's footage from a longer clip in which CG does a guided tour of the then brand new gym out in Englewood Cliff's, shot before CG made his contributions to literature. I'm working on getting my hands on the full-length, not only because we need to see this thing raw and uncut to fully appreciate it, but because the above contains no audio, which is vital. In the interim, we're told it goes something like this: "Here we have the BowFlex, which after the can, is where I do all my best thinking. This model nice, but compared to the high end one I got at home, which I got for Christmas, it's a piece of shit. Okay ready? [To guy off camera: When I get going, make sure to zoom in on my tats real close. Not kidding, I'll fuckin' kill ya if you don't get this right.] You're gonna love this. Who's spotting me? I need a fuckin' spotter over here!! Maria!!! [Inaudible screaming punctuated by shouts of 'Ba fungool!']


Cigars 'n' Such: The Secrets To Charlie Gasparino's Success

Some people are such founts of generosity that on their birthday, they think not of themselves and what they will receive, but rather of how they can brighten the days of others. Charles Gasparino is one such selfless, gallant human being. On this special day, January 28th, the 50th anniversary of his entrance into the world, Mr. Gasparino has chosen to present us with a priceless gift: the secrets of his success. Print them out, mark them up, use them to advance your own cause, or simply give thanks to the god of journalism for his magnanimous spirit.