Eliot Spitzer is scheduled to deliver a lecture tomorrow at Harvard. The topic: ethics. Unfortunately, some people would rather the event not come to pass. Namely, Kristin Davis, the hedge fund employee-cum-Madam who personally scheduled a slew of Spitzer's appointments back in the day. What has she done about it? Written a letter to Harvard protesting the whole thing, that's what! In her missive, David apparently lists seven reasons why this shit should not go down and says, I think sarcastically, that she is "greatly intrigued as to what Mr. Spitzer could contribute to an ethical discussion."
We tend to give Ness a hard time around these parts but how about today we do the noted hooker fucker a solid and come up with seven reasons why he should be allowed to opine on his favorite subject (second only to the fascinating topic of pay-to-lay). The first things we can think of are at that he doesn't take advantage of the help, he didn't use taxpayer money to fuck those hoes, he admitted his error after it became readily apparent that he was caught, and he never killed any of the girls, that we know of. Also, I don't think any of them were underage. So we've got 4 good ones right there. Now you go.