JPMorgan Brings Christmas Back


The holiday party was canceled last year but unlike certain other banks, terrified at the backlash that would result from the sight of their employees enjoying themselves over shrimp puffs, JPM is up to get down with Christ and corporate groping. A few employees are miffed at the fact that they were informed the investment bank's party will take place in the cafeteria of 270 Park but the point is, it's happening. JPM'ers should also give thanks that they have not been barred from holding self-funded year-end celebrations.


Layoffs Watch '12: JPMorgan

The House o' Dimon has said to be letting some people down gently today. "Big equities cuts today at JPM. 10% ish of floor? Gone. A good deal of senior people but a smattering of associates and analysts as well. Seems like a general restructuring, every group affected."