Tickets are sold out for tonight's annual Corporate Boxing Challenge, which is lucky for you, as it's not really the sort of thing you'd actually want to pay to watch (but failing to do so, given that it's for charity, would make you look like a dick), especially given that a certain Golden Gloves contender who-never-was won't be able to make it like usual. So now you can sneak in, guilt free, and watch people like this guy get in the ring.
Name: Khuong B. Chau
Nickname: Silent Thunder
Weight: 165 LBS
Employer: Tactical Wealth Advisors, LLC
What was one of the most challenging parts about training for the fight? And the most rewarding?
Wearing a cup. The most rewarding part was meeting my boo.
What do you hope to take away from all of this by the end of training and fight night?
I can defend myself against Nijas in the Greenwich Village.
What do you predict for the outcome of your fight?
A knockout during warm-ups.
What is your favorite workout song?
"Let's get it on" by Marvin Gaye.
After the fight are you throwing in the towel or looking forward to next year?
I'm finished with boxing and starting a Bikram Yoga camp for overweight models.