Write-Offs: 11.02.09

$$$Fake Madoff Auctions [Time]
$$$Roman Abramovich's $47,000 Dinner [BI]
$$$Fists Fly After Post Editor Tells Writer, "It's the Second Worst Story I Have Seen in Style in 43 Years." [Washingtonian]
$$$Jim Cramer Does It Again [SA]