The President is set to meet Monday with a bunch of "top bankers" to talk shop, for the third time this year. Will Jamie Dimon get priority seating next to BHO, given the president's (deep, burning) feelings for the JPMorgan CEO? Will JD bring another fake check to lighten the mood, or crack any sort of icebreaker jokes in general? Will Geithner again act like he has sand in his crotch, and tell Dimon no one's hear to laugh (will TG be invited at all)? Will the bankers actually be served an entire meal of food, or will it be one glass of water/no ice/no refill yet again? Stay tuned!