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Bernie Madoff Gets Sh*t Beat Out Of Him

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Bernie Madoff was treated for "facial fractures, broken ribs and a collapsed lung" earlier this week that prison officials will not confirm was the result of a brawl in the yard but that sources say were "consistent with an assault." This comes as a shock as we were under the impression Berns could hold his own in a fight, and that his boys (the "homosexual posse") had his back. Anyway, we need a few more answers namely:
* Who did this to him?
* What sparked the argument?
* Who threw the first punch?
* Were the phrases "I'll eat your asshole," "I'll fuck you 'til you love me," "I'll fuck your ass in front of everybody," or "You wouldn't last two minutes in my world, white boy" uttered?