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Crap Coffee Situation Not Unique To Goldman Sachs

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Yesterday we discussed the matter of whether or not the coffee provided by Goldman Sachs to its employees tastes like ass. The consensus from the inside seemed to be yes, it does. Today, emboldened by the brave souls at GS who stood up to say to Lloyd Blankfein, via bitching to the press, "this coffee tastes like shit," a Blackstone employee has done the same.
I hope you're listening, Stephen Schwarzman.

"Re: crap coffee, I can confirm, unequivocally, that the same holds true at Blackstone. What we're provided in the kitchen is utterly and completely foul. It can only be described as swill."

[0:50, a typical morning at Blackstone. SS is the one in the robe.]


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