Maybe! And it wouldn't be the first time Lloyd and Co. tried to break morale via unconscionable snack and beverage conditions.

According to a mole, Goldman apparently stocks the cheapest, worst generic coffee imaginable in its staff kitchens - despite protests from the caffeine-deficient. "It's beyond horrible," explained our source. "You work a lot of hours so you have to go down to the cafeteria and spend money on Starbucks or Dunkin' Donuts."

The Goldman Sachs Coffee Conspiracy [Gawker]