If we have to deal with a) airport delays and b) knowing looks from people who think it has something to do with those times we banged some hooks.
"Yesterday evening suffered a 6 hour delay waiting for JetBlue ... But Christmas came early with a Spitzer sighting at the gate... An unshaven Spitzer was cruising around gates A20-A24 conservatively dressed in blazer, khakis with the appropriate accessories... Wife and Kids! Perhaps purgatory for Elliot is a Continental flight at EWR?