Goldman Sachs Sued Over Bonus 'Bonanza'

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Goldman Sachs is being sued by Security Police and Fire Professionals of America Retirement Fund, an investor in GS. According to the Village People, the bank is going to "blindly reward" its directors with profits that were not made through "hard work" and had "nothing to do with the skill of the company's employees," but merely the generosity of the US taxpayer. This seems unfair because 1) did they not see the news that in a huge display of nothing but love for the people, Lloyd and his back-up dancers, the Golden Scrots, will be receiving no cash bonuses this year??? and 2) please don't diminish the many hours Goldman employees spent crafting the perfect saddle on which to take turns riding Tim Geithner around the trading floor. Talking like hundreds of dozens here.

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