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In The Event Of An Emergency, Let Andy Madoff Lovingly Wrap Your Knick Knacks In Bubble Paper

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Last week we lamented the fact that it's been difficult for former Madoff employees to find new jobs, in the wake of their boss admitting his business was a Ponzi scheme. Our heart bled for two in particular: Mark and Andy Madoff. They've really had a rough go of it. So far all they've encountered are No's and Mark has cried during interviews. There were rumors that Andy was considering starting "a firm involved in disaster recovery" but we figured he'd sooner take up with the fish, never to be heard from again. Turns out, maybe not! Supposedly Andy and his girlfriend, Catherine Hooper, have started Black Umbrella, a company that "builds practical, efficient disaster plans for individuals, couples and families," in the event of a disaster, be it natural or of the financial variety. Sign up today!