As you're aware, we make a habit of reminding you people that when it comes to food eating contests, you don't score points by endeavoring to eating 3 bags of chips over a period of 9 hours. You've got to either go for high volume in a short amount of time or gross-out factor. No one has ever beat the high bar set by the Wachovia employee who ate three cans of cat food in thirty minutes but it seems like Morgan Stanley is hoping to come close, with a new item recently added to its vending machine.
"This was just added to our vending machine. A tuna salad KIT. READY TO MIX. I think a bunch of these would make for an epic vending machine challenge. How long does mayonnaise stay good unrefrigerated?"