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Little-Known Government Agency Says Everything Is A-OK

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Not even this guy could do a worse job than Tim Geithner.The U.S. and global economies have "turned a corner," according to Federal Express.
The highly-regarded economic study board and shipping company says we're all going to be alright, because they shipped a freakin' ton of stuff on Monday. Their own numbers don't seem to bear out the optimism, but who cares about 30% drops in profit when you can offer assurances that our long international nightmare is over?
Unless you're British. Your country still sucks.
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