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Lloyd Blankfein, John Mack, Dick Parsons Will Miss Meeting With Obama Due To "Inclement Weather"

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Sooo...this happened. Don't worry, though, they're gonna be conferenced in and won't miss a thing (and Blankfein will get to do it sans pants, as is his wont. Everybody wins). Other excuses they considered going with:
* All three had cramps (they're on the same cycle)
* Car trouble
* Too hung over
* Just not feeling it
* Blankfein had to wash his hair
* Your call