Yesterday, the Washington Post treated us to an in-depth look at that $700 billion in rescue money being a number pulled out of Hank Paulson's ass, and Neel Kashkari's attempts to lose the weight he gained in DC while he lives in the woods and builds a shed. Now let's take a peek at the absolutely epic slideshow that accompanied that story.
"Does this chainsaw make me look fat?"
"How do you like me now, Elijah Cummings? I will fucking kill you."
"Did I ever tell you guys about my boss? Kind of a hard ass but at least he never took a piss in my mouth."
"Hank was like: What is this you're building-- an outhouse, a deck?"
"Been gettin' crazy good at BrickBreaker during my time out in the woods."
"Yeah, got the domain name. 'Kiss my ass and suck my dick. Everyone.' All one word. At blogspot dot com."
"Hey, it's Neel. I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take my name off your phone?"
"I'm still waiting for Bill Gross to find out I'd rather wolf down Doritos than put out financial fires but I just got my insurance forms from HR so I'm thinking this thing might actually happen!"
"It's an eating day so I'm going to have the left side of the menu and then yak it all up. Oh, do me a favor, will you? Would you mind washing off that perfume before you come back to the table?"
"Know what Cholula sauce is good for?"
"You know we could kill a man out here and nobody would find out about it."