Someone Might Actually Want To Work For Bank Of America Now?

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So! Now that the government doesn't have its foot up Bank of America's ass, is there anyone out there who'd like to run the place? Literally no one wanted the CEO job up until yesterday, but with the TARP repayment, some people are thinking this is now a dream gig any girl would kill for, and that the board really won't even have to go looking anymore-- just sit back with their arms behind their head and wait for the candidates to come to them (everyone wants a piece of their government-less shit). Has John Thain's window of opportunity passed now that BAC no longer needs to go slumming? And who are some dream candidates* they'll now have the possibility of bedding?
*Who hopefully won't have a problem with Dick Bové sending notes about how they'll never live up to Ken Lewis with the words written in letters cut out of magazine clippings and blood)?

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