"In keeping with the theme, the coffee at UBS (along with many,many other things) is shit. It tastes like motor oil mixed with bird feces and vinegar. It's Douwe Egberts and the worst part is the machines cost thousands (3 of them on this floor alone). This is midtown, not Stamford, btw."
Bonus Watch '13: UBS Hedge Fund Employees None Too Happy To Be Treated Like UBS Employees
The Swiss are scheduled to communicate bonus numbers today. In the meantime, those working in UBS's O'Connor fund are preemptively pissed re: the news their compensation will be structured as though they were regular old employees of the bank. What are they doing about it?