UBS: Our Coffee Sucks, Too!
The Swiss will not be outdone by Goldman or Blackstone:
"In keeping with the theme, the coffee at UBS (along with many,many other things) is shit. It tastes like motor oil mixed with bird feces and vinegar. It's Douwe Egberts and the worst part is the machines cost thousands (3 of them on this floor alone). This is midtown, not Stamford, btw."