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Are Cantor Fitzgerald Bond Traders Known For Being Particuarly Kinky?

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I ask because the makers of the world's first sex robot seem to think so. "Martha" is one of the five different personalities the inflatable lady friend comes with and describes herself as a care-giving, matriarchal woman who's "been around the block" and has "seven years experience as a Cantor Fitzgerald bond trader and a lifetime of experience in eroticism." (The other pre-programmed personalities include an under-18 year-old, Wild Wendy, who will be "more accommodating to you if you're more ambitious about what you want to do, and S&M Susan. The Cadillac of sex robots-- the Ping Jiang model-- is slated for an early 2011 release, for those of you who couldn't bring yourselves to ask.) Before any of you laying down some serious coin (and pipe), I want to get a consensus here as to whether or not this thing's true to life. Still waiting on a comment from CF.

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