Hopefully the extra money will help. If not they're going to have to go with Plan B: bring in Lenny Dykstra and allot each employee 5 minutes to tickle torture Nails while Twizzlers hang out of his mouth. That's always tends make people feel better.

The bank's employee "morale is exceptionally low and they've been beaten up every day for the past two years, so you can't get any worse, so any uptick is a success story," Jason Kennedy, chief executive officer of Kennedy Associates, a London-based recruiting firm, said today in a Bloomberg Television interview.