So, remember the "sex-robot" we posted about not too long ago? It was mildly amusing when we thought that "Mature Martha," one of the doll's five personalities was a self-described "Cantor Fitzgerald bond trader with 7 years experience." You know, just some slutty finance chick looking for a good time. It's less hilarious when we were informed that Martha's friend-- "Frigid Farah"-- is programmed to say stuff like "9/11 was an inside job," "All the Jews got the call," "I am an Anglo so I didn't get the call," and "I remember dying...ten thousand tons of molten steel and jet fuel crashing down on me...I remember my family... I had two daughters." So unless you're a necrophilia-loving, anti-Semitic, 9/11 conspiracy theorist, who also has a thing for screwing inanimate objects (there probably is a small, probably impotent market)...I'm gonna say take a pass on this one.
Cantor Fitzgerald Is Rather Eager To Sell You Some Pot
Cantor is loving those margins on Mary Jane.