Introducing: The Lloyd Face

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As previously mentioned, one of the greatest things that went down at yesterday's Financial Crisis Inquiry was the aggressive and plentiful display of Lloyd Blankfein's mug. The stink eye, the scrunched face, it was all spectacular. Whether it was waiting for Bill Thomas to finish his magnum opus on email, preparing to cut a bitch, or looking at the guy at the other end of the table, knowing he wasn't Ken Lewis but still having difficulty placing him, there it was. I don't know if this is an intimidation tactic, if he needs to have his eyes checked, or if it's involuntary, I just know we want, nay, need more of it in our lives, and would offer that Goldman would be wise to at least just consider introducing the Lloyd Cam, so we could have a live feed of this thing at all times. For now, we have this:

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